Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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