He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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