Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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