There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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