I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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