Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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