I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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