Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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