This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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