I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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