Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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