What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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