I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Randomize