I hate your face
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
