i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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