You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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