it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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