Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
