This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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