im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The struggles of a small town man whore
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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