I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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