I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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