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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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