they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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