Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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