Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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