I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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