I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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