He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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