I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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