There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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