I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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