Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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