If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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