Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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