Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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