: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Let's paint friendship bongs
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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