how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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