TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
