This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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