This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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