My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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