My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Drunk is not a location!
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