yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm at about main and main street
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
dude. I can hear the air.
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