you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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