R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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