im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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