Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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