Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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