In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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