what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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