Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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